And that cat surely looks content,

Sleeping on the warmth of my laptop,

He does of my net surfing prevent,

Wish for my mouse’ murder I could call a cop…

So now I got to use the “thumb wheel”,

I hope my mouse does in the cats tummy feel,

Like giving him acid reflux, from that meal,

I really wish the mouse was plugged in,

Zapped through & through, now wouldn’t that be a sin…;-)

You think jumping to conclusions I am,

Cause I have never seen a more contented feline,

He couldn’t have just played with his ball of twine,

No, he had to eat my mouse, washing it down with cat nip wine…

© ed ~ 5/31/10