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Four hopefully humorous lines...
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Bet they are blonde & female...

Not to mention they are from New York, They seem to up there make a great deal of dorks, Instead of letting the woman there have babies, Maybe instead they should all just use corks…

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 26, 2010

Maybe they should have taken a cab. Patrick

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on June 24, 2010

JOISEY - LOVE IT! THE PIC - THE WORDS - THE BLONDE REFERENCE!

MAYBE THEY BOTH THOUGHT - E Z PASS - MEANT JUST THAT! ???

ANOTHER CAPTION MIGHT BE ...

"DO UNTO OTHERS - BEFORE THEY DO UNTO YOU!"

TK.

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on June 23, 2010

Why are Manhattanites so depressed? They know the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on June 23, 2010

OMG!!! Rene let you to have the car keys again? Ma will be not happy!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 23, 2010

I give up - which of those two cars, is yours??!!

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on June 22, 2010

You meant Storks didn't you, but a great picture.
Blessings! Jasmin Horst

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