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The Perfect car for Karen & Karla…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Surely its only a picture,

Hopefully of me they won’t give me a serious stricture,

But I think this little car would be perfect for them,

But no chasing tornado’s in it as it is not the perfect gem…

 

Go on Karla, get in and try it,

Give it some gas and drive a bit,

I think it just looks like something they’d like,

Better this than riding on a two person bike…

 

I sorely wish I could do more than just a pic,

Though I bet they will of me beat with a stick,

For using them for this humorous write,

Or maybe worse with a needle will they of me prick…

 

 

                                   …But I still love em’…


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 Reviews of "The Perfect car for Karen & Karla…"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 20, 2010
U tease U..Ty for the Larrrf Ed, Hugzz
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 20, 2010
Definitely a "Barbie" wagon. Patrick

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 19, 2010
looks like the Smart cars. They are beginning to show up more and more here in Ca! I wouldn't feel safe in one they look like play cars;-)
I'm sure K&K will be laughing at this one!;-)

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 19, 2010
Well if they are getting one I want one too, the only thing that may cool me off up here in this heat wave...
fee

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on July 19, 2010
that's good um ed

;{> j+

Reviewed on July 19, 2010
I'd love a Jeep like this one, better than two feet and cane and crutches! LOL Thanks, Ed, you're a sweetheart. Love ya!

(((HUGS))) and continued prayer, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 19, 2010
Hey, if they don't want it, I'll take it. Me and me mutts would really love ridin around in that thing.

PS: When you deliver it, please make sure the tank is full.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on July 18, 2010
This is an absolutely hilarious romp in Author's Den,
Done of course, Ed M. style
Most appreciatively,
Christine


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