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Patrick Granfors sent his hot weather east…
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Better buy yourself a shovel, Patrick...






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Sure Patrick, just as I was getting used to no a/c,

You send eastward all the heat you did have,

Back to air conditioning I have to live with,

If we get a hurricane the end of this week,

I am sending it out west to you, no matter how strong it is or weak…

 

Don’t tell me you don’t of this deserve,

Afterall you folks out there in sunny California,

Always get the nicest weather year around,

So be ready for this storm to be westward bound…

 

Okay, granted, the heat out here will slowly dissipate,
And winter winds are not far away, I know,

But for just now, I am sweating my b***s off,

Its all your fault, & pay you back I will,

Maybe better yet I will send you a blizzard in winter,

So for now you can of that snow get ready and anticipate…

 

 

© ed ~ 8/31/10


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 Reviews of "Patrick Granfors sent his hot weather east…"
Reviewed on September 1, 2010
nice blame game Ed, keep cool, cheers

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on September 1, 2010
Finally, I deduced as to what letters of the alphabet the asterisks inferred. I did not know bulls sweated. This was a real surprise, so I give you high fives for this A+ poem, so cleverly concocted.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 1, 2010
WOW! He says your threat is Pathetic, Bro. Maybe you should move in with him for the winter in California, or get Sis Tiger Lily to kick his butt for you!

Reviewed by c lea harris
Reviewed on September 1, 2010
Yep, it's a little to warm for us in here in Michigan too, he can have all the snow, but some cooler weather would be nice. What is it Jimmy Buffet says, "take the weather with you" It's suppose to rain here for the next couple of days, then a nice weekend, I hope so, I've planned a garage sale, but it always seems to rain on Mondays when there is a holiday when everyone is trying to pack up and head back home down below. We'll see how this holiday goes, Hope you have a good weekend, a get to hit the beach!!! Hugs,,,

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 31, 2010
As we all know there is no shortage of hot air on the east coast, year round, particularly in New Jersey. That should serve you well next January. Fortunately for me, all weather systems move east. Thus your pathetic threat despite its Zeusian implications are but an idle boast. Neener Neener. Patrick

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2010
Oh my..ya can keep the snow..well done indeed..Hugss

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 31, 2010
Ouch! Just grateful the hot weather continued east. Tired of all the 100 plus, but understand your plight...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by stan nassano
Reviewed on August 31, 2010
I'm with ya Ed can this stuff and get it OUT of here...top notch as usual


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