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They want to stick me back in the hospital…
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The doc today did tell me,

That if I did have tonight a fever,

To run to the ER & get admitted,

But I gots plans for tomorrow,

I’ll fight them off with my meat cleaver…

 

I’ve had for months this internal/infernal infection,

So why do they wait till this weekend to want my admission,

The one weekend I have plans,

I was looking forward to seeing Rene & getting an er**tion…(LOL)

 

So screw the doctors & their minions,

Let them eat cake covered with onions,

As well, for now I am not worried about their medical opinions…


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 Reviews of "They want to stick me back in the hospital…"
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on October 18, 2010
.. heyup... seems like the concensus seems to be that this might be the very last er**tion you might ever have if you don't heed advice... LOL Patrick's full-body erection! Hope you're still standing this side of the weekend, Edbear... and maybe, even your "concern" is, too! That is, if the weekend played out right... Guess Rene got you sorted... !! xx

Reviewed on October 17, 2010
(((HUGS))) love and prayer --

Karla. :(

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 17, 2010
Hospitals have this little thing, MARSA, they are using to euthanize the population.

Ron

Reviewed on October 16, 2010
JOISEY -

MAYBE SEX DRIVE IS CAUSING THE FEVER?

PEGGY LEE;S SONG - "YOU GIVE ME FEVER!"

HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER - OLE FART !!!

CUZ TK ...



Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 16, 2010
Pay attention to the docs or you could end up with a full body erection, aka rigor mortis. Patrick

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 16, 2010
Yea can relate to the not wanting to go to hospital part at least for each time I go in I come out with so many needles and IV holes I am afraid to take a drink...
fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 16, 2010
I’ve had for months this internal/infernal infection

Sounds to me like it's time you listened to the Doc, and get rid of it, Bro.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 15, 2010
got to agree with Eileen


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 15, 2010
you silly goose,do as the dr said,or you may not ever have another
er**tion!Hope Rene has more sense than you, lil bro!

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on October 15, 2010
Very high-spirited considering all you are going through ~
Take care of your health!
Best Wishes,
Christine

Reviewed on October 15, 2010
Please take care of yourself; better safe than sorry, Ed. You know Rene' won't leave you, and you know we will keep you in our thoughts and prayers! Hope you feel better soon! :(

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;(

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on October 15, 2010
Lol. I hope you boinging back to health very sincerely and very soon. You are still young enough to spring back like a Chesapeake Chicken!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 15, 2010
But you do have to take care of yourself, Ed; although I can well understand your priorities. Be well, my friend. Love and peace to you,

Regis

PS:

The doctors have told our friend Ed
They would rather he stay in bed
Their preference would be
In the hospital you see
But that's not the plan in Ed's head


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