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Move in Condition
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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If ever I get evicted, For not paying my rent, I thereby would be convicted, Into this car I could be sent… So the curtains are a bit seedy, And for windows I’d be needy, Hey I wouldn’t be greedy, Though anymore the car won’t be speedy… At least it has a roof, albeit some rust, So the floor has holes & share with the mice I must, Its still got a front windshield & some chrome, I REALLY think I could make it into a very nice little home…

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Reviewed by Marcia Miller-Twiford

Reviewed on December 1, 2010

What an imagination you have. I love the poem. There but for the grace........

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on November 30, 2010

JOISEY ...

PEEWEE IS RIGHT - SPOT-A-POT IS BEST FEATURE!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on November 28, 2010

Interesting selection. A van or station wagon suggests a less morbid abode.

Ron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on November 28, 2010

A hearse. Does need help. I especially like the hot tub in the back. My kids restored one and take it to the North Carolina football games. They are die hard alummi...get it? Die hard, alumn, hearse. ... Never mind you've given me an idea anyway. Stay tuned. Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on November 28, 2010

a real fixer-uper!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on November 28, 2010

I always wished I could buy a hearse and make it into a camper...love this.
fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 28, 2010

WOW - Is that a big old green Porta Potty shoved into the back end there??!! If it is, you don't even have to go out to take a dump. WOW!!

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on November 27, 2010

At least it has air condition and for the time being
Refrigeration....... so you'll still be "KOOL"

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on November 27, 2010

hate to say it, but it would probably be your last ;)

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on November 27, 2010

Looks to be more comfortable than a cardboard box and considerably more roomy. I think this would be the "Cadillac" of homes for anyone who is homeless. Nicely done. Dick

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on November 27, 2010

You know I always appreciate your philosophical perspective and the wit and humor that you share via your verses in your unique matlackian style, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis

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