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Lost me nuts…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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C what happens when I have nothing better to do with my time...




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Can’t be found,

Little they were & round,

Attached in a sack,

If you find them, can I have them back…?

 

Without them I got nothing to with play,

I guess I could make a pair from clay,

But won’t be the same will they…

 

Named them I did,

After a couple other nuts I know,

Karla & Karen I did of them name,

Closest to the other real nuts or so I do claim…


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 Reviews of "Lost me nuts…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 27, 2011
They're probably outside in a snowbank. Patrick

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 23, 2011
Nuts!

Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz
Reviewed on January 18, 2011
A good laugh...

Reviewed by Donna Chandler
Reviewed on January 18, 2011
Cleverly written. This gave me quite a grin.

Donna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 18, 2011
One of my many pigeons
Just returned from the east,
He had a little sack in his beak.
He soon dropped it in our yard,
Two nuts fell out, mushy not hard.
One of our squirrels raced to our lawn,
He grabbed them, and alas, they are gone.

So Sorry - but I can send you two cashews,
And a nice big bottle of some Super Glue.
Or, how about two plump little grapes,
With a nice big roll of some Duct Tape?

Your Extremely Helpful Brother Pee Wee

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 18, 2011
Cute real cute...LOL....Hugsss

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 17, 2011
Quite a tribute (I think), Ed. :) Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on January 17, 2011
Ed, unless you really want to lose yours to a pincher like grip ... I'd retract this. LOLOLOLOL It's not nice to fool with the StormSpinner OR her twin. Thanks. I think. LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on January 17, 2011
Ed!!!!!!!!! You are in trouble ..... DOUBLE trouble! You'd best RUN!!! LOLOLOL Too funny (I think) ...

(((HUGS))) and much love, your nutty friend, Karen Lynn (1/2 of the dynamic [nutty] duo) in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 17, 2011
LOL < I hope their aren't anny squirrels around in your neck of the woods old buddy.
fee

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on January 17, 2011
ouch! -gene.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 17, 2011
too funny!


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