I never lie,

Though I may sometimes bend the truth,

I am not a government official,

So I never learned how to lie & make it sound superficial…

Pinocchio’s nose is attached wrong for me,

But since I don’t lie (?) I will say its more above my knee,

But no further up than the waist,

That is the main basis for this copy & paste…

But don’t take my word,

As I didn’t hear this from a little bird,

From where the nose, as it were, does begin,

More of it is the size of a rolling pin…