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You got my nuts…?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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You must have em’,

Cause I can’t find them,

So please if you got the little jewels,

Please return them to me, that’s the rules…

 

The squirrels may have them,

And I don’t of them condemn,

But I need them too,

Even if they were to turn blue…

 

So get them back to me, if found,

Little they are and quite round,

I will even pay for their safe return,

You would of a great deal of money, earn…J


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 Reviews of "You got my nuts…?"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 20, 2011
Whew! I thought the Jersey Boys had put 'em in a bind!

Ron
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 17, 2011
Too funny!!! If you eat a lot of nuts....you should stop! giggle...you are, after all, what you eat! giggle

Anna
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 16, 2011
You lost them again?! - I'm tellin Ma.

PS: How much you willing to pay for another set? My cadaver dogs can probably dig you up a real nice pair. And you'll have to pay for Fed Ex, too.
Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat
Reviewed on February 15, 2011
Ed,

You ARE nuts!! Cute.

Mary
Reviewed by bluecornflower orangetiger
Reviewed on February 15, 2011
tooo much Ed, lol. Love, Mary
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on February 15, 2011
Yeeees...they are essential.
I can just imagine having you at a party...the usual patter punctuated by magnificent refreshing wildness...Never a dull moment with you, Ed!
Christine
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 15, 2011
You are a NUTcase....lol!!

Love sTINKY
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2011
LOL oh my heavens you are something else patrick is right go soak ya self in hot and I mean hot water you poor poor man..hope ya find then soon LOL...Hugsss
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 15, 2011
It's all starting to make sense now, Rocket "J" as in Jersey, Squirrely Devil. That's what happens in cold weather. Go soak in a hot tub and they will magically reappear. Just don't play with them, that's somebody else's job. Patrick
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