...And for this short expose' thats for now all, & stop showing my butt...
He picks on me now no end,
And trust me he does it to offend,
He shows pictures of me naked,
My butt has been seen more than my other end…
Even Ma gets in every now & then on the act,
She allows old Mr. Ed to pick on me,
I think cause he’s the oldest (oddest?) they have a pact…
When he was a kid, he was such a nerd,
He would only talk to the dogs & a particular bird,
He would bark at the dinner table & sniff our behinds,
His knowledge of life in general just a bit blurred,
But still we loved him, even with all his idiosyncrasies,
Now we have to admit he wasn’t just nuts,
He was and still is absolutely, off the wall, crazy…
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YEW N' 'BUTT-SNIFFER' MAKE A TERRIBLE TWOSOME!
ONE TALKS TO THE ANIMALS, T'OTHER IS GRUESOME.
I, AU CONTRAIRE, AM MUCH MORE SWELLER!
CUZ, TK ... THE 'HONEST' ONE ...
He would bark at the dinner table & sniff our behinds
Ho, Ho, Ho! And now you know why I ran away from home at such a young age; your dingleberry butt smelled much worse than the dogs!!!! Ho, Ho, Ho!
PS: I still prefer talkin to dogs and cats and birds, they're real good listeners. And I still like to bark and howl.
PPS: I still wear that outfit in the picture, too!