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My brudder Mr. Ed was such a nerd…
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 ...And for this short expose' thats for now all,  & stop showing my butt...

 

 

He picks on me now no end,

And trust me he does it to offend,

He shows pictures of me naked,

My butt has been seen more than my other end…

 

Even Ma gets in every now & then on the act,

She allows old Mr. Ed to pick on me,

I think cause he’s the oldest (oddest?) they have a pact…

 

When he was a kid, he was such a nerd,

He would only talk to the dogs & a particular bird,

He would bark at the dinner table & sniff our behinds,

His knowledge of life in general just a bit blurred,

But still we loved him, even with all his idiosyncrasies,

Now we have to admit he wasn’t just nuts,

He was and still is absolutely, off the wall, crazy…


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Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 17, 2011
lil bro, Ma told me I had to stop you boys from fighting! You know what happens when Ma gets really mad! You know you don't really mean those things you said about pee wee! He can be a pain in the butt just like you, but you both have to quit now,before Ma gets involved and all hell breaks loose!Stop it now!

Sis

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 17, 2011
Sibling rivalry...giggle....


Anna

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 17, 2011
Oh my..I feel something brewing LOL...Hugssss

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 16, 2011
I thought I spotted those dingle berries in the photo, thanks to Pee Wee for clearing that up. Patrick

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 16, 2011
Hmnn this feud of the brother Eds seems to be heating up...but you do appear to be holding your own.
Fee

Reviewed on February 16, 2011
DEAR 'HIPPY-DIPPY' BARRENS DWELLER:

YEW N' 'BUTT-SNIFFER' MAKE A TERRIBLE TWOSOME!
ONE TALKS TO THE ANIMALS, T'OTHER IS GRUESOME.

I, AU CONTRAIRE, AM MUCH MORE SWELLER!

CUZ, TK ... THE 'HONEST' ONE ...


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 16, 2011
He would only talk to the dogs & a particular bird,

He would bark at the dinner table & sniff our behinds



Ho, Ho, Ho! And now you know why I ran away from home at such a young age; your dingleberry butt smelled much worse than the dogs!!!! Ho, Ho, Ho!



PS: I still prefer talkin to dogs and cats and birds, they're real good listeners. And I still like to bark and howl.

PPS: I still wear that outfit in the picture, too!





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