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Plumbing fixed...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The left side bat in the picture asks the other one, "Do you know what I fear most about old age?" The other says, "NO" & the left one says, "Incontenence..."






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No longer, it seems, do I have to worry,

About my plumbing getting fixed,

It did fix itself or at least I do hope,

The picture says it all, no longer do I worry, nope…

 

My brother did send me his used depends,

Glad they are from my brother rather than a friends,

Or else I would have to have them dry cleaned,

Now I am happy as off of them I have been weaned…

 

It took me 6 months,

And I hope all is with my plumbing right,

Can’t tell you about the bed, what an awful sight,

But I am still comfortable, in my bed I remain now less liquidy & light…

 


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 Reviews of "Plumbing fixed..."
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 21, 2011
My brother did send me his used depends

As Patrick said, he's really very thoughtful! (The least you could do is send him a bottle of wine - he drank all of his out in the wilderness.)

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 19, 2011
That Pee Wee Wee certainly is thoughtful isn't he? But I am impressed, you work plumbing twice as fast as me. Patrick

Reviewed on March 18, 2011
JOISEY - CONGRATS!

So now yew have oui-oui (pronounced wee-wwe) 'On Demand' only -
that's Splendiferous! TK.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 18, 2011
be careful too much viagra is not good for the heart :)

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 18, 2011
Always better when the plumbing is working right, glad you can see the humor of it all...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on March 18, 2011
Glad it's all fixed up. Might important in life.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 18, 2011
Starman was unable to leave a review, so here it is, & they say I am crazy, but what else is new...



O' Jersey Ed,
How dreadful to never have read
'a-fore' this poet de-jour
to bon-jour, yes yes oui oui
and
to con-jour, yes yes wee wee
with
metaphor
and
similes
to better now have met-us-for.

Si si

yes yes

see see?

Oui oui

yes yes

wee wee?

Weaning our frowns

turned upside down

to better now have met-us-for

Swearing galore

but now dear Ed

we we are left in si'miles

Which is better than before!

(Love you much)

Starman




Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on March 18, 2011
TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
Well- there are out houses in some of my hiking areas.
Hope all is very well!

John


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