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More, more, more, bring it on...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Yes, I got a job, will wonders never cease...now I want more of a pay increase...;-)



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I’m ready to make more money,

I want my paycheck immediately,

I am tired of being quite poor,

And drivin’ a car that looks funny…

 

So I have only worked for four days,

Didn’t make much, but it’s a better way,

Unemployment I still do get, I have to say,

Thank you to the Fed’s for that and,

My ability to stay at home and all day in bed lay…

 

But now I want more,

Today I made a little bit extra,

More money, more hours, more, more, more…


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 Reviews of "More, more, more, bring it on..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 24, 2011
More is good. To a point. Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 24, 2011
I guess wanting more keeps us moving forward-ever in pursuit of happiness

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 22, 2011
"Yes I got a job" and "Unemployment I still get" and "Now I want more"

Sounds like you're ready to run for Congress. And you might want to read TomKat's message below!

Reviewed on March 21, 2011
Dear Matchless Matlock:

"THOU SHALT NOT BROADCAST 'UNDER THE TABLE' MONEY!"

U MIGHT JOIN ME IN GITMO! TK ...

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on March 21, 2011
You better be careful what you wish for. Obama may ship you over to Libya to dig graves.
Peace

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 21, 2011
There's a friend from Jersey named Ed
Who now has to get out of bed
In the early morning
To do more earning
Of money so he can be well fed

There! Thanks for the inspiration, Ed... ...and best wishes with your new employment. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on March 21, 2011
glad things are looking up!!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 21, 2011
Not bad laying around and working when you want to. Write Hussein, he'll send you more money.


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