On dogs & cats & animal poop he was bred,
Never as well was he right in the head,
His poor wife knows him all too well,
Unfortunately of him in love she fell…
Rebecca is her name & of him she does claim,
She has Indian blood hot as a flame,
He is nutty in the head her man named Ed,
But she loves him with all his shortcomings,
Just the same…
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The Brothers ED -
One who Loves 'Doggy Do' -
T'Other Pees to Bed!
One who Meanders -
The Wood a Lot -
T'Other who Reeks
from Smokin' Pot!
It's Six of One -
or Half a Dozen -
How these Two 'Nasties' -
Got such a Wonderful Cousin!
'Tom-Kat' the Umpire -
or sometimes Referee -
Still has All his Marbles -
Unlike 'the Pooper' n' 'The Pee!'
LUV ... yer Bestest CUZ!
On dogs and cats and animal poop, he was bred,
And, he had a devilish brother, also named Ed,
Who, despite everything Ma tried, wet his bed,
(And man, he pooped in it, too!!)
And this devilish little brother, he always wanted to be fed,
And marijuana smoke rings always circled 'round his head,
And Jersey never did what his Ma and his Brother Ed said.
And what a cute little guy he was in that picture!!