Convenience stores have surveillance,

Even Ma & pa shops try to have no grief,

Every place one goes in Jersey has a camera,

Even Wal-mart greeters are armed to the teeth…

Automatic weapons do in Jersey abound,

Just in the glove compartment while cruising around,

In the trunk is the heavier firepower,

Carried by Jersey drivers in case we have to climb a tower…

Some go further & use as the weapon of choice their car,

Have an argument with someone while drinking,

Leave & return crashing through the wall of the bar,

Drunk do Joisey drivers get, oh yes, really stinking…