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SIR reprobate...(TK Hyland)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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One of our own,

From this our Authors Den home,

He delights us with his prose,

Though long winded is he far from us he doesn’t roam,

Much like other reprobates his odor not like a rose…J

 

His rants renowned,

In history he will go down,

His girlfriend knows where he goes,

Most though his rants & raves do flow…J

 

He is able to be a SIR,

But sometimes he is a cur,

But I call him thus in humor,

He knows me well enough not to take that as a slur…J


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Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 13, 2011
!! funny!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 12, 2011
Tom must be very lenient to take such name calling from you Jerseeeeeeeey,bad boy!;-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 12, 2011
WOW!

Reprobate:

1. A morally unprincipled person.
2. One who is predestined to damnation.

Cur:

1. A mongrel dog, especially a worthless or unfriendly one.
2. A mean, cowardly person.

And he's our cousin; he must surely be from your East Coast side of the family!


Reviewed on May 11, 2011
O M G ... I HAVE BEEN KNIGHTED BY A JOISEY DEVIL !!!

IS THAT GOOD - OR WHAT?

'SIR REPROBATE CUR' ... HAS A CERTAIN 'RING' TO IT - EH WOT?

OH ... ALMOST FORGOT ... MY 'SIR KNIGHTLY' DEEDS ARE ALWAYS PURPOSELY

RATED WITH AN 'R' ... SO, ANYONE WHO READS ANY OF 'THEM THAR' NASTIES

MUST BE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR TO 'GET IN SOME KINDA TROUBLE' ..,

DON'CHA THINK? 'ANGELS' WOULD NOT BE READIN' SUCH 'TRASH' - RIGHT?

OH - ANOTHER THING ... THAT 'ODOR' THAT'S NOT A ROSE IS A ...

FREAKIN' PETUNIA !!! TY - TY - TYVM ... SIR TK.


Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on May 11, 2011
So be it! Do what you have to do, Ed.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 11, 2011
I'd call him Sir wild man. Patrick

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 11, 2011
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Nice words for a reprobate cur, nice words indeed.


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