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Gulls Coffee Clutch...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Occasionally together they get,

To sit around on pilings and talk,

Sometimes on the beach too they walk,

Listen closely, there’s more to hear than just squawk…

 

Perhaps they talk about the weather,

Or about politics, man or the price of a lost feather,

But talk they do, when they all do get together…

 

Sometimes the old hens do gossip,

Once in awhile you might even hear a quip,

Then all those old hens do loudly cackle,

They laugh out loud when they watch humans,

They especially find it funny to watch them skinny dip…J


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 Reviews of "Gulls Coffee Clutch..."
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 16, 2011
I think the gulls spend a lot of time mocking humans too, Ed....and I love their chatter!

Anna

Reviewed on May 14, 2011
DEAR JOISEY DEVIL ...

EWE DUN GUD WIT DIS ONE! Several years ago, t'was on the beach down there . Sea Isle City ... went to stand on road - got 2 hotdogs for niece Connie (yew met her) - we were on blanket watchin' her grankids, then WHOOSH ! just as she went to take the very 1st bite ... Jonothan Livingston Seagull SWOOPED down and nabbed the whole damned thing, roll n' all!

back to the stand for replacement (after I gobbled mine down) - then CAUTIOUS CONNIE ate her 2nd one!

them thar Gulls is 'reporting' status standings 'bout hotdogs real gud!
maybe better than Injuns n' smoke signals?

SIR CUR ... specially to peewee ED the Pooper-Scooper! TK>

Reviewed on May 13, 2011
oh boy,...... lol ~ Morgan

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2011
Indeed ... as always interesting dear man..oh and this is for you Hugss..keep smiling ED

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 13, 2011
Word in the old Bird Vine is that they've been chatting quite a bit lately about recent sightings along the eastern shore of the legendary old Jersey Devil, Reprobates, and Curs. (Any idea who they might be referring to??!!)

PS: Please refrain from Skinny Dipping; birds have extremely sensitive eyes.

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2011
wowww......heeheeee... Gossip is superb and so .. the lost feather lol

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on May 12, 2011
When gulls fly...skinny dippers, beach walking...
to watch the sky, falling!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on May 12, 2011
Obviously I agree with you, Ed. The Jersey beach would be a lonely
place without the squawking of the gulls. -gene,

Reviewed by Susan Bergeron
Reviewed on May 12, 2011
love watching them doing the Hully Gully and searching for a french fry to steal...good poem

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on May 12, 2011
They sound like my ex-wife and friends. Good One, Ed.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 12, 2011
Yea it does often seem like they are all chatting or arguing.
fee

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 12, 2011
Cute one, Ed.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 12, 2011
Yeah. Well, they wouldn't look so darn cute without all those damned feathers. Buzzards of the sea.


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