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Lost: Wife & Dog
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FICTION...
Guess I am cracked up a bit, From her I never took sh, She was one tough bitch, Made me laugh, kept me in the stitch… Blond in color, when its not dyed, Brighter in color, when it is applied, Beautiful teeth though, mouth hanging open, When she is on her backside, Her legs splayed, With me for ten years she did reside… If you find them keep the old lady, That’s right, the reward is for the dog She is MY loving & beautiful baby…**

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Reviews of "Lost: Wife & Dog"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 20, 2011

You are one sick puppy. But then again, some young bitches with short lives and long tongues, are a lot better than old bitches with sharp tongues and long lives.

I hope you find her�the bitch of your dreams.

Ron

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson

Reviewed on May 19, 2011

Will be reading the classified for
an ending to this one, Ed.

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on May 18, 2011

YEP ... LIFE'S A BITCH ... THEN YOU MARRY ONE!

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on May 18, 2011

Keep the reward, Ed. Give a sharp whistle
and the dog might come running. -gene.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on May 18, 2011

Seems to be a lot of that going around. Patrick

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on May 18, 2011

Well .... maybe someone will find it, maybe not. Methinks, though, that as long as you don't lose Mr. Willy there's still hope. (-:
r

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on May 18, 2011

Ed,

Glad this is fiction. Otherwise, if you had a woman like this, she's smack you a good one. Loved the poem.

Mary

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on May 18, 2011

LOL Good one, Ed. ;-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 18, 2011

Just how much is this reward? And how good is your eyesight? We've got plenty of dogs around here who need a home; one of them might just be yours!

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