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The lawn, the bike & the lottery…
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So, done cutting my lawn,

The one job besides laundry I really hate,

I mean I live in a campground, c’mon…

 

Rode my bike for a couple of miles,

Makes me feel better giving me smiles,

So my legs ache just a bit,

But boy does it contribute to my taking a good **it…

 

While I was out, two lottery tickets I bought,

A good idea, especially if I win, I thought,

Now for a late dinner, turkey, cheese & mayo,

On white bread not too shabby,

Then out to watch the stars, sort of like Galileo…


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 25, 2011
Now biking I like, and I liked mowing grass even more. Never played the lottery and made sure that I ate well, so I never had to worry about that other thing you are so concerned about.



It's hard to see the stars with all that light that Edison gave us.



Ron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 24, 2011
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I've spent on the lotto. Patrick

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 24, 2011
hahaha you'll find anything to rhyme with,i can only laugh bro;-) hahahahaha glad you had a good day!

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 24, 2011
Sounds like you had a great day, Ed! Simplicity is always best! Life's better the less complicated we make it!

Anna

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 24, 2011
Sometimes the simple life style can be such a blessing in disguise my friend, sounds like you have it made to me...any chance of putting in a basement apartment in that travel trailor of yours? lol
fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 24, 2011
A good idea, especially if I win

Would be to give half your winnings to your brother Pee Wee and sister Tiger Lily, and the other half to your cousins Tom and Pat.

Blessed are those who share.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 24, 2011
Nicely done, Ed. Sounds like you really enjoyed yourself.

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on May 23, 2011
Win the lottery and hire someone to do all your chores,
then spend more time under the stars, or worry about how
to keep all your money without giving it all to taxes?

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on May 23, 2011
A star gazer too. Ed you are a multi talented man and a friend.
GOD BLESS YOU
Tony

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 23, 2011
Hah! Sounds like you planed it all out and took care of every little detail. Gotta love it!


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