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4 lines that could REALLY smart...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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...hurts just looking at it...


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Imagine that picture,

Completing the circuit,

And zapping yourself,

Sure wouldn’t have to worry about bodily stricture…


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 Reviews of "4 lines that could REALLY smart..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 11, 2011
The baseball biological equivalent of grounded balls. Never even got close to first base. Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 5, 2011
YoW!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
OUCH OUCH OUCH
fee

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
Think I'll pass. There's got to be a bush around here someplace. Dick

Reviewed on June 4, 2011
DEAR KNAVE ED ....

MIGHT 'CURE' E.D. THOUGH?

IMAGINE A BIG BLACK CARBON 'WANG' !!! CUZ S.C.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
You're bored today, eh, Ed?


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