I think I was just short of a year old,

But boy was I sexy & quite bold,

Was that face one of a big surprise,

Or do you think maybe I was just kinda cold…

My parents seemed to revel in snapshots of me,

Many more of me swimming in the sea,

I gotta admit I was purty damn cute,

Of this particular fact I know you can’t dispute…

I have however changed quite a bit,

Ain’t no way I am giving you any sh**,

I won’t, and I know herein you will be happy,

Post any pictures of me in this pose at this time,

You have to live with my telling you same in rhyme…

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Note: I changed the title to this because if may have been "offending" to some...I felt it was just the way to draw in readers, but apparently I was wrong...(though I doubt seeing me naked is going to draw anybody in either, LOL)