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Almost a hundred...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Met a gentleman today,

Born on August third,

The same as me, the same day,

But the date you wouldn’t believe, no way…

 

1911 was his year of birth,

He still worked 5 days a week,

And swam in a pool those same days,

This man was also, although almost a hundred,

Full of vigor & even more so full of mirth…

 

I couldn’t believe he still drove a car,

When young, to grow old, he did wish on a star,

Well damned if he didn’t get his wish,

Then he got to meet me,

Ain’t that just a barrel of laughs or is it a fine kettle of fish…

 


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 Reviews of "Almost a hundred..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 2, 2011
A kettle of starfish. Patrick

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 24, 2011
I'm not sure? It's certainly not a bowl of cherries. If you get to be half his age that will be an accomplishment. Funny guys don't finish last. Check out George Burns and one Bob Hope.

Ron

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 21, 2011
so cool!

Reviewed on June 21, 2011
my Granfathers's 96.. ....it's amazing. ~ Morgan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 21, 2011
You finally met old Uncle Edmund?! He's quite a guy!

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on June 20, 2011
Keep adding the zeros
for worth of wisdom
in longevity
~Ed~
fortunate indeed to
have encountered such a man

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 20, 2011
Well, when my grandmother died she was 96 and drove a motorcycle with the side care(the side car was for groceries and me). Sure hope I will grow up to be just like her.

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on June 20, 2011
He must have found the Fountain of Youth. I am 74 and feeling it.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 20, 2011
Great sharing, Ed. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on June 20, 2011
My Grandmother, Gunvor, lived to 97. I don't think I'll make it out of the sixties.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on June 20, 2011
lol. That lucky dog. Love it. Liz

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on June 20, 2011
LOL you made each other's day...and mine as well reading this..maybe you will match his endurance and meet your younger counter part lol pax A

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 20, 2011
It's a fine kettle of fish, but I want mine marinated in Louisiana hot sauce, breaded in cornmeal and fried up crisp.

Not many around like that old guy. More power to him. Hell, I though I was doing good at seventy-two. I'm just a whipper-snapper to that old gent.


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