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Biopsy...
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This could very well be TMI...LOL


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Legs in the stirrups,

Butt spread for all to see,

Squirted in the fleet,

Cleaned out, one, two, three…J

 

Numbed butt,

Gotta buy some of that stuff,

Oh I feel like such a slut,

Later I am told I will feel quite rough,

Hope that’s only in my gut,

Not in my, well, you know…J

 

 

Sore they say I will be,

Don’t sit the doc says is the key,

How do I get home, yes me,

Can’t lie on my stomach to drive,

Just another test I guess I will survive…J

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Biopsy..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 2, 2011
Fleet of foot
Fleet of butt
I always knew
You were a slut.

Patrick

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 29, 2011
Glad it was you not me, definately don't sound like a fun experience.
fee

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 28, 2011
Oeshhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 28, 2011
You make everything amuising Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 28, 2011
Ah . . . Drat.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 28, 2011
Legs in the stirrups,
Butt spread for all to see,
Squirted in the fleet,
Cleaned out, one, two, three

WOW! This sounds like it just might be something
That Cousin Pattrick should build for the Reunion
His Eight-Seater Outhouse, with a 'Washing Machine'
Both the Old -Timer Eds and the Kids would have Fun!





Reviewed on June 27, 2011
DEAR WUSS-A-LOT ...

DID YOU HAVE A 'BIOPSY' DONE? OR A COLONOSCOPY?

EITHER WAY, SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE ADVISED YOU IN ADVANCE -
THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO DRIVE YOU HOME!

P.S. - AFTER REVIEWING THE PIC AGAIN THOROUGHLY -
AND ESPECIALLY BECAUSE OF THE STIRRUPS -

ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T GET A 'GYN EXAM' ??????

YEW ARE CERTAINLY WELCOME FOR THIS LIL TIDBIT !!!!!

'SIR' BUFFOON !

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
I had one not too long ago... ...not pleasant but I am still here. Best of luck, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis


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