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Cuz' Patrick has a classy back yard grill…
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For the upcoming labor day party,

Of the Ed family reunion with one cuz named Marty,

Old cousin Pat did buy just for the occasion,

This beautiful back yard grill,

He will as well be using his special family still…J

 

 

 

So hey, we are all related to the Ed’s,

So drag you ass’ out of those beds,

And come on out to cousin Pats place,

We will have plenty of food & drink,

And don’t worry if ya have to make a stink,

An 8-pot double-decker outhouse is in the works,

Each and every pot I am told even has a heated sink…J


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 Reviews of "Cuz' Patrick has a classy back yard grill…"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 2, 2011
What a waste of the beautiful 1956 Ford Fairlane convertible!

Ron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 1, 2011
Everything is cool now with "spot a pot." I've agreed let them do the pumpin' when the party's done. They sell the stuff to Farmer John's who make Dodger dogs out of them for the stadium concessionaires. The still is firing up as we speak, a little peach and squirrel shine. The neighbor's dogs are all drooling. Cuz Patrick

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2011
I'm game. Let's par=ty!

Reviewed on July 1, 2011
DEAR CUZ 'WUSS-A-LOT' ED ...

LUV IT! '56 FORD ... LOOKS 'CHERRY' TOO!

WARNING: TELL CUZ PAT -
HEARD A RUMOR THAT -
'SPOT-A-POT' HAS FILED -
AN INJUNCTION AGAINST HIS -
'8-SEATER' - CLAIMING -
'UNFAIR COMPETITION' !

'THEY' ALSO CLAIM THAT -
USING 'JUNGLE-JUICE' AS -
THE BIDET 'DISINFECTANT' -
MAY HAVE 'SIDE EFFECTS' -
CAUSING 'POT-TICIPANTS' -
TO GET 'HIGH' WHILE -
'DOING THEIR BUSINESS'!

MIGHT GIVE A TOTAL NEW MEANING TO -
'GETTING SHIT-FACED' !!!

CUZ TOM - 'LONG OF WIND' ...



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