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More on the Family Ed...
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There once was a man named Ed, Ed and Ed
The triplets seem to think they're not well-bred
Their Ma must have strung them
From one end and then hung them
'Cuz their color has drained to their other end.

 

(c) Carolyn Red Bear, 2009
all rights reserved

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Carolyn did of our family write,

Back in 09’ before I got my blight,

Certainly we were then a threesome of Ed’s

The old man, Edvard, the next oldest, Pee-wee,

And the cutest & youngest of the group was of course me…

 

That tree represents all that is our family,

Thick, long-lasting & tall,

But you’ll note with no top,

Just like the rest of us, no brains,

With nothing up there, our necks have no strain…J

 

On Labor day we will all meet at Cousin Pats place,

To get there has become a great race,

My motorhome taking the extreme lead,

Pee-wee in his Exploder, carrying his mutts,

As well as the entire load of doggy feed…J

 

Keep up with this short series,

If you have any queries,

Feel free to put them forth,

And one of us will answer with at least a theory…J

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "More on the Family Ed..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 6, 2011
It's a sad day when the cutest of the bunch has a face only a mother could love. Ma must be one softhearted old bird, either that or she needs new glasses. Cuz Patrick

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on July 4, 2011
Giggle....sounds like there won't be a dull moment at cousin Pat's place.....have fun Ed, Ed and Ed! giggle

Anna

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 2, 2011
Cute Ed but your Ma is going to be upset with you saying you guys got no brains.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on July 2, 2011
Nicely written,Ed.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2011
Hah!!!!!


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