So many drugs, so little road,

Drugs do not for the good of drivers bode,

As well watch out while drivers reload,

For guns are, as well, part of NJ drivers code…

The middle finger is too a part of the manual,

So many used are they in the annual,

Taking a drivers test it is part of the written,

On the road as well, we keep to the right,

Unlike driving in places like Great Britain…

Keeping calm does the drug of your choice,

No driver in NJ has in anyway a passive voice,

Best hope the windows are rolled up,

When we get cut off by a chauffeur driven Rolls Royce…