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The kings new clothes...(for tom hyland)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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As old as he is he still works,

The people he works for must be jerks,

But now I was told by a little “pecker”,

A new job he has where he gets more perks…

 

 

 

Standing on a corner dressed as a condom,

Waving at passing drivers & smiling,

But that smile can be most beguiling,

Dressed as he is, he thinks he is most styling…

 


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 Reviews of "The kings new clothes...(for tom hyland)"
Reviewed on July 16, 2011
DEAR KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT:

THANK YEW! WHAT A FINE PIC OF ME!
IT'S A TOUGH JOB, BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT!

IF YER DEAR OLE MA HAD PRACTICED
'SAFE SEX' EWE WOULDN'T BE HERE!

WHOSE' YER DADDY?
YEW CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW!

ONLY 38 DAZE TO THE PARTY WEEKEND ...
DON'T FERGET YER 'DEPENDS' !!!

CUZ 'SUPER-PROPHYLACTIC' ...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 16, 2011
What a fine Public Service,
Being performed by our Cousin!

PS: You better be nice to him. He can probably get you a job as a Condom Trainee on the next corner!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 15, 2011
Looks like a prick cover up to me. But it's just the job to some.

Ron

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on July 15, 2011
Holy shit Ed ... I just realized that you've been on this site for almost 8 years. You have 4,878 titles. That works out to a little more than 600 poems a year. Dude ... what kinda jet fuel do you use?
peace ... r

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 15, 2011
Okey-Dokey.


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