As old as he is he still works,
The people he works for must be jerks,
But now I was told by a little “pecker”,
A new job he has where he gets more perks…
Standing on a corner dressed as a condom,
Waving at passing drivers & smiling,
But that smile can be most beguiling,
Dressed as he is, he thinks he is most styling…
THANK YEW! WHAT A FINE PIC OF ME!
IT'S A TOUGH JOB, BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT!
IF YER DEAR OLE MA HAD PRACTICED
'SAFE SEX' EWE WOULDN'T BE HERE!
WHOSE' YER DADDY?
YEW CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW!
ONLY 38 DAZE TO THE PARTY WEEKEND ...
DON'T FERGET YER 'DEPENDS' !!!
CUZ 'SUPER-PROPHYLACTIC' ...
Being performed by our Cousin!
PS: You better be nice to him. He can probably get you a job as a Condom Trainee on the next corner!
Ron
peace ... r