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Hey South, this is the North calling...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Its the StormSpinners fault..


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Hey South, do I in winter send you snow,

Hey South, do I in winter send you cold,

Hey South, do I in winter send you ice,

Hey South, then why are you in summer not nice…?

 

North to South, it’s getting pretty darn hot here,

North to South, electricity getting overly used I fear,

North to South, more heat expected end of the week,

North to South, and the humidity has gone up so high,

      ...it’s making us all feel quite weak…!

 

Dear South, I promise not to make your winter rough,

Dear South, I promise not to make you slip & slide,

Dear South, I promise to keep you warmer than us,

Dear South, as regards heat, the North is not as tough…

 

 


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 Reviews of "Hey South, this is the North calling..."
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 21, 2011
Whats your problem? Do you want a little Cheese to go with your WHINE? Quit complaining and suck it up.

Al

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on July 19, 2011
Hey Ed, you hit the nail on the head.
This heat makes us feel half dead.
I'd love to have "balmy" instead.

Good job--keep the South in line!

Connie

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on July 19, 2011
Love this, Ed!! Killer last line and we can all feel you wilting under the strain... Time for another chilled beer, perhaps? :)) xx

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 19, 2011
Hey Brother, Ma wants to know why you're calling the South, when you never call her??!! (You better give her a call and send some flowers, too.)

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 19, 2011
Well said, Ed.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 18, 2011
so enjoy the heat
it's only temporary stay warm for now
try to save some for your oncoming winter.......
Have a "Pina Colada".....chill out
Peace be with you Brother

William

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on July 18, 2011
Even though we are in the 90's and 100's this week up north, I admit I would much rather have our 4 seasons and temperate weather. Loved this!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 18, 2011
This is adorable and so appropriate right now! I am sick of this heat, I think this is the cutest write of yours yet, its a keeper.

Hey south shut your mouth
Keep your heat down there
It's on a northern route
Don't say "I do declare!"

No need at all to share with us
We'd let you keep it all
Humidity is causing rust
And we're moving at a crawl

Hey south, want some snow
A blizzard or a swarm
Give and take is fair you know
Use your oil to keep warm

They say the south shall rise again
Is that why the heat is high
Three months of hot, I guess we'll fend
With AC, fans, and sighs

hooootttttttttttttt




Reviewed on July 18, 2011
Ed, I will gladly take your snow and cold. VERY gladly! I didn't send the heat; blame StormSpinner on that one! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in hell (Texas), Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 18, 2011
Hah! It's been raining and fairly cool here in the swamp for over a week.


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