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The big, bad pain in the arse recluse…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Is this humor or just a request of my neighbors...


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He lives all alone

Let him do so, it’s his home,

 

He seems to hate kids

Thinks over their mouths they should have lids,

 

He doesn’t ask for help, so don’t of him ask

All he wants is to be left alone, in his privacy he likes to bask,

 

One day he will die

On his back then he will lie

And not even then does he want from others a good-bye…

 


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 Reviews of "The big, bad pain in the arse recluse…"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 18, 2011
All he wants is to be left alone,
So I guess I won't leave a review;
And dear old Ma is all choked up,
Such poems, always make her blue.

Reviewed on August 17, 2011
Beautiful picture. No wonder he doesn't mind living there.

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on August 17, 2011
I think beneath that big bad pain in the arse is a soul that needs to know some of us really care!

Anna

Reviewed on August 17, 2011
nice cottage! didja get a 'raise'?

now that fall is rapidly approaching, have you fixed the several things bitched about during last winter? especially that friggin' kitchen cabinet, supported by a 'jack' on a book? insulation? holes sealed? etc. etc. etc.

huh? just a friendly reminder ... so's yew don't 're-bitch' the same shit!

only about 14 days til the reunion 'bash' ... YAY!!!!! TK...

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 17, 2011
Sadly, some people are just that way. Their loss.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2011
I'm writing a novel about a community encircled by Lost Church Swamp. Lost Church Swamp is right up your alley for privacy. Heehee


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