Tom sure is puttin’ on the pounds,
So he can do his sumo-wrestler impersonation,
He thinks he will by his size impress the ladies,
He probably won’t fit in the outhouse that round…
Mr. Ed too is trying to keep fit,
So he can out of the outhouse clean the sh**,
Also while he collects the strays,
He is trying not to get himself bit,
If he does, he won’t be able to enjoy the festivities because of it…
Now, as for me, the handsome brother & baby of the clan,
I can best be described to all as the bestest man,
Well hung, well kept, cute as the dickens, and well bred,
Well I guess I’ve tooted my own horn enough,
No more on me can be, with all due humility, said…J
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What a fine pic of me! Makes 'Two-Ton Tony Gillento' look like a 'small fry!'
Yer Ma took this shot in front of the 'shed' house 2 weeks after ewe were born.
I was only 12 at the time. Her lil Brownie 'Hawk-Eye' did a great job.
Yer bro, Peewee, was only 6 back then, and had already been collecting strays -
in fact, yew WERE ONE!
It's about time ewe learned the truth - yew were 'ADOPTED'! A traveling salesman had 'known' (in the Biblical sense) yer real Ma, Aunt Sal, who was Peewee's Ma's 1/2 sister, twice-removed. She was younger, maybe 'bout 16, naive, and was totally 'conned' by the charlatan's 'sweet talk.'
He skipped out as soon as he got the 'good news' ... leaving her holding the proverbial 'bag' - YEW!
As any good 'Hill-Billy' would, ED MA took yew in n' raised yew like her own. Peewee recently found this true story in his Ma's old Diary, and didn't think ewe should be told yet, but - I knowed ewe was a 'big boy' now, and could handle it.
As far as yew being 'Well hung, well kept, cute as the dickens, and well bred' ... THAT is one of the bestest lies any egomaniac could tell himself ...
Peewee has more pics n' stories to share with all at the Reunion.
"The Truth shall set yew Free!" ...
Cuz Tom - 'Sir Cur' - Sumo - 500 lbs. lighter now!
Anna
Be always safe,
Karen
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JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
PS: I just heard that old Cousin Patrick is banning underwear at the reunion. He says he wants to make your job a little easier as Outhouse Movie Theater Handy Wipe Man!! Ho, Ho, Ho!