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It’s the day of the Ed Family Reunion, hooray…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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That'd be old cuz Pat in the foreground & me in the background relishing the mud...


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Old Tom arrived in his little buggy,

Dragging behind his trailer the weather from Baltimore,

Yes, we all had to admit, it was more than a little muggy,

If nothing else Old Tom the Cur of the family,

Is never ever a bore…J

 

Then there’s old Mr. Ed,

Took time from his wanderings to stop by,

Tater & Turbo did jump from the car,

Jumped up on the picnic table and started to gobble,

Then again so did Mr. Ed, his table manners atrocious,

Old Ma Ed just told us that Mr. Ed was always quite precocious…J

 

Couzin Pat was there, as it was his place,

His dog did puke in the tub spa,

And just to be noticed so did Mr. Ed & his dogs,

We all decided to loose a flood,

Except for me, I just decided to play in the mud…J

 

 


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 Reviews of "It’s the day of the Ed Family Reunion, hooray…"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
Sounds like a redneckin', beer drinkin', whale of a good time.

Ron

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on September 6, 2011
Such a motley crew of stew
in a redneck family you write!!
~Ed~
With You included in the pot!!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on September 6, 2011
There's nothing quite like a good old family romp in the mud. =gene.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on September 5, 2011
My dogs learned from the best. Sorry to inform you though, that "mud" really wasn't. The county denied permits for my 8 holer so you actually jumped in the "one" holer. The first of many "floaties". cuz p

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on September 5, 2011
Real funny piece with an excellent rhyme too.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 5, 2011
Well the clan gathering sounded a lot like my own Perry Clan gathering of a few weeks ago. Redneck, perhaps but sure beats stuffy city folks.
fee

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 5, 2011
Sounds like one heck of a party.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2011
Looks like fun . . . Whoopee . . .


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