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To pick thy proboscis…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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Requires patience,

Requires talent,

Requires skill,

Requires a finger…

 

Any finger except the thumb,

Using the index makes one look less dumb,

Surely to pick the proboscis,

And to get something that is quite yum,

Takes great care & ultimately aplomb…

 

For to pick thy nose & remain safe,

Must be done so without getting chafe,

For within the nasal passage should not be friction,

As well the pick can become like other little nasties,

A great and overbearing addiction…


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 Reviews of "To pick thy proboscis…"
Reviewed on September 21, 2011
KNAVE ED THE 'WUSSER' ...

'THERE'S A BOOGIE ON YOUR NOSE!'

'NO ... IT'S NOT !

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 21, 2011
We look forward to your entertainment Ed day after day.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on September 21, 2011
giggle....this is tooooo funny, Ed!

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 21, 2011
Ma wants to know if you pick thy proboscis before or after you scratch thy hairy buttocks??!!

Reviewed by Paul Judges
Reviewed on September 21, 2011
Well penned (picked), Ed

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 21, 2011
Good one, Ed!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on September 20, 2011
Sorry. For those pesky specimens a thumb is mandatory. p

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 20, 2011
Well, Ed, at least you're having fun.


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