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OOP's...
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Glad it isn't my car...

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A good time to close the roof,

Bet that guys car lot job goes poof,

Next time he will have to work on the hoof,

Hope the interior is totally rustproof…

 

 

Never liked having a roof that opens,

That guy won’t be able to make amends,

Even if that car belongs to friends,

Never again will they of their car to him lend…
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 Reviews of "OOP's..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 18, 2011
You find anything poetic... ;-)

Ron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 11, 2011
Yeah those snow roofs can be a bitch. Patrick
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
is that what that is "A Car"?
thought it was an igloo.....
Peace be with you Brother

William
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
Yea I bet the first thing he did was call himself a dumbass
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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
Ooops indeed, Ed! ☻ Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
Giggle...toooo funny....keep 'em comin', Ed!

Anna
Reviewed by Debbie Lacy
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
Oh no! I hope they didn't have leather seats, it could very well be colder inside than out! :) Very cute and thanks for sharing Ed!

Debbie
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
Wow - thanks, brother. I've often wondered why I'm all wet or covered in snow whenever I've woken up in my car after a long night of drinkin, and now I know!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
Don't know why, but I didn't get an update on this, Ed.

Hah! Yep, having an opened roof can cause problems, as we see in this pic.
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
Good one, Ed. lol ;-)
Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on October 9, 2011
Thought this was about object oriented programming!!!
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