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5 lines on those little blue pills...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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That are supposed to make one hard,

Well they do sort of but not exactly,

For me I am quite totally hard,

But unfortunately I am hard,

In all the wrong places…J

 
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 Reviews of "5 lines on those little blue pills..."
Reviewed by Frank Koerner
Reviewed on April 26, 2012
Reading between your loins is quite hard.....
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on April 22, 2012
LOL!!!
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 25, 2011
Now would that be hard headed? Ex-lax hard? Hard up? Hardened arteries? Hard hearted? Hard of hearing? ;-0 p
Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
They work better if there is a lady involved..... Or at least that's what I've heard. Dick
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
ooooooooooooook
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
wrong pill...chill.!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
Too much information...lol,
fee
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
Sigh.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
Giggle....you're toooo funny, Ed! Thanks for the chuckles....

Anna
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
So U say...... Kool Write
Peace Brother

William
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
HO, HO, HO! At least you got Ma laughin this morning, and she says to stop wastin all your money on them pills and get her somethin nice for Christmas.
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