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...work SUCKS...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Happy am I to have a job,

Though maybe I better a bank to rob,

The more money I make,

The less home I take,

Sometimes I feel like just driving my car into a lake…

 

Still, money is money,

It helps a bit to make me a bit funny,

As long as I can work days that are sunny,

And eat my eggs each morning quite runny…

 

No MORE rain,

Our world is a lake,

So please God, for my sake,

Keep sending sun,

So while work may not be fun,

I won’t get wet, while around town I have to run…J

 

 


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 Reviews of "...work SUCKS..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 11, 2011
Stole my picture, and that's no joke. Coming after you, and hope you croak! Not to mention the time you stole from work, so I won't. Cute. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on December 9, 2011
A fun poem to smile as I read ~Ed~

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on December 9, 2011
A certain smile came across my
face! *Ed* reading your poem!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 9, 2011
Ma and I just can't picture you running anywhere Bro, especially in the rain. She wants to know if you really mean pleasantly riding around in a comfy car, with the heater blasting away, while you're chomping down a Big Mac with Fries??!!

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on December 9, 2011
Even in my retirement I still have to work. The good part of retirement is I can choose more what I will do.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 9, 2011
Well said, Ed.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 8, 2011
Not funny how uncle Sam manages to get an ever increasing share of your loot. At least you don't have snowdrifts yet. p


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