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The end of my day…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not so much humor as the daily grind...


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Today, the end of my year,

Home I do arrive around five,

Slipping into something more comfortable,

Out of my dirty & smelly daily pants,

If I had them, I guess I’d water my plants…

 

Put on some relaxing music & a little heat,

Prop up my otherwise aching feet,

Then on the internet to do a little tweet,

Mostly though Facebook; tis the place to meet,

How can a six hour day make me feel so beat…

 

Time for a short nap,

Eyes tired from reading the map,

Pretty good I did today, avoided a speed trap,

But before I sleep, I got to take a crap…J

 

 


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 Reviews of "The end of my day…"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 3, 2012
So good to hear of your work day. May there be many more in the new year.

Ron

Reviewed on January 1, 2012
WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION ... WUSS !

THANK GOD 4 GOOD HONEST 'WORK' - A - J O B !

BUY A LIL BABY CACTUS PLANT - OR A FREAKIN' GOLDFISH !


Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 30, 2011
Just crap before you nap.
......HNY.....

~W~

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 30, 2011
lol oooooooooooooooooook Have a good weekend, Ed. And Happy New Year.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 30, 2011
You just refuse to leave toiletry out of your poetry, Ed. Haha! Anyway, I'm back. They fixed the problem,thank you again for what you did yesterday.


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