When I don’t need one,

They are everywhere,

When I do need one,

They are to be found nowhere…

I just need the damn thing,

For an hour or just about,

To find one today I am of my mind going out…

I tried to rent one at a local home improvement store,

The one I went to told me they had upwards of four,

But wouldn’t ya know it, I got there & they all were gone,

So I bent the panels in two then in two again,

I would have gotten them home in better condition,

If I strapped them to the back of a northbound swan…