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It was Friday night...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My night to howl,

To commit any foul,

Can’t go out on the prowl,

My car is getting a water pump,

That expense should make me growl…

 

But screw it, this is my night,

To get a buzz, & over eat,

Junk food, chips, soda & such,

I always seem to this night eat too much…

 

Time to start munchin’ down,

Boy by tomorrow I could be really round,

Just to get me out of this place tomorrow,

They may have to cut a bigger doorway,

Just to get me out of here & onto the ground…J

 


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 Reviews of "It was Friday night..."
Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on January 16, 2012
Ed,
In my younger years Friday night's were my night to howl. Now I can barely make a meow. Ha ha Enjoyed this~!!!

Blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on January 16, 2012
Giggle...hope it was a great evening for you,Ed! We all need to "chill" now and then....

Anna

Reviewed by Tom Hyland
Reviewed on January 15, 2012
JOISEY ...

I TOO LIKE FRIDAY NITE AS 'CRASH NITE'!
ARISING AT THE 'CRACK OF DAWN' -
AVOID MIRRORS TO ESCAPE 'FRIGHT'
THEN, ONE MAY VOMIT ON THE FROSTY LAWN!

EACH N' EVERY HUMAN MUST HAVE SOME 'VICE' -
N' FRIDAY NITES ARE BOTH 'HANDY' N' 'NICE'!
FOR YOUR HEAD, APPLY SOME 'ICE' -
ONE WEEK LATER, AGAIN - 'ROLL THE DICE'!

CUZ TK ... 'THE ONE-ETH'!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 15, 2012
I better call old Cousin TomKat to rush over there with The Jaws of Life to pry you out of that old motor home. (And once again, I sure hope dear old Ma doesn't read this one.)

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 14, 2012
I've felt this way all through Christmas.

Rose

Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on January 14, 2012
haha... you put the fried in friday, my friend... some of us are just glad we got over them and are living in our perpetual loop... month after months of Sundays! Ah, well, the journey is long my friend, there are so many paths up the mountain... but the view from the top is still the same!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 14, 2012
I hope it was a fine experience and that you also are fine today, Ed. It snowed overnight here, the first snowfall since mid November. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 14, 2012
Let the munchie madness begin
Make tomorrow the butt of this sin
On Saturday's toilet you'll fit
Depositing Friday night's S***
Just a small battle you'll win

cuz p

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 14, 2012
You said it, I didn't.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 14, 2012
I do the same thing frequently, Ed.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 14, 2012
Just go for it.

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on January 14, 2012
Have at it buddy, looks like there's plenty of room in that black winter coat in your new photo. (even as sinister looking as it makes you.) Dick


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