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I am so TIRED of this stinking computer…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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They, whoever they are, say that talking about something is good for us...whoever we/us are...;-)


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I had the hard drive wiped clean,

Many programs that were worthless,

I did have them removed,

But still I have to deal with constant freezes,

The old wreck has done right by me, don’t get me wrong,

But I seriously think it needs stronger caffeine…

 

A new one, at least for now, I cannot afford,

But I got to admit this one is making me bored,

When it freezes I just have to walk away for awhile,

One of these times I am going to take to it,

My recently re-sharpened Ninja sword…

 

Or maybe just out the door I will of it kick,

A drop kick or two may do the trick,

If not for the computer; I will feel better quick,

I might do much better going back to using,

A piece of paper & just clicking my pen of the variety Bic...

 


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 Reviews of "I am so TIRED of this stinking computer…"
Reviewed on January 31, 2012
LOL, at least you curbed your temper ED! LOL
GET those feelings OUT! Where they need to be!

Love and Hugs, SHEE
and Good Luck on your PC Woes!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 29, 2012
A few ideas. RegCure did a good job for one. Another got too hot and automatically turned off. Take the cover off and clean the dust out with a hair dryer. If you are not using free Microsoft Update, you are bound for trouble.

Otherwise... you can get a good used one at Goodwill cheap.

Ron

Reviewed on January 29, 2012
ED ...

SURE - THAT'S IT!
DROP BACK FIVE N' PUNT!
GIT RID OF THE LIL RUNT ...
THEN U B JUS' A NITWIT!


Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 27, 2012
Yep, the operating systems get more and more obsolete.One of my work computers is like that. I still need it sometimes but what a pain in the keyboard. p

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 27, 2012
Been there, done that too, Ed.

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on January 27, 2012
Yer a preachin to the choir son. We've all been there, but steppin backward in time,,,,, to that old Bic? Nah! It ain't gonna happen. Why, yer a talkin a full week turn-around fer us to review each others new compositions..... The postage alone would bust us, but I definitely like the frustration you have been able to expose here, Ed

Nice job, thanks. Dick

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 27, 2012
I guess we have all been there with the computer Ed, relax and give it time to recover.

Rose

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 27, 2012
I know that feeling well, Ed. Frustrating isn't the word for it, it's like a demon child has possessed the damn thing and a good exorcism is in order.


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