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Hey MA, they are pickin' on me again...:-(
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Thats me in the middle, u can plainly see they are pickin on me...


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First it was that pain in the butt, Pee Wee,

Then it was that cuz we got; the Cur,

Can’t they just leave me alone,

Letting me hide in my home,

Playing all the time with my bone…

 

Every time I get something new,

You know they got to horn in,

Even those two are too few,

Ma, how long do u think,

That God will let them commit this sin…

 

Picking on me is a crime,

They should be punished every time,

Oh no, Ma treats Pee wee just fine,

And old Cuz Cur can’t do any wrong,

Not in her eyes, she is so freaking blind…

 

But I will get them back,

Right now though the words I do lack,

Their time is coming, be very sure,

When I will show them who is the real boss,

That is when they will get what I will call a family cure…

 

 


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 Reviews of "Hey MA, they are pickin' on me again...:-("
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
if you're the one in the middle, you sure are the handsomest and obviously the most manly, if anyone's bone-pickin... they must be plain jealous!! :)) xx

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
Crying to Ma won't help. You just got a get up and get after them.

Ron

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
You get 'em, my friend.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
Hahaha! This bantering is hilarious!

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
Ma treats Pee wee just fine,
And old Cuz Cur can’t do any wrong,
Not in her eyes, she is so freaking blind…

Dear old Ma is one of the best judges of character around. She probably doesn't pick on me and old Cuz Cur because she knows that unlike some people, we don't just sit around playin with our bones!

And ye best be careful or Ma is gonna sic Sister Tiger Lily on you.


Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
As you said to me on Facebook recently . . . "Poor Baby."

Reviewed on March 6, 2012
JOISEY ... IF ONLY YEW WERE AS 'HANDSOME' AS CURLY! EWE WISH!!!

MY DAD USED TO SAY: "

IF YOU'RE PICKIN' ON ME, THEN YOU'RE LEAVIN' SOMEONE ELSE ALONE!"

WE TWO 'SIRS' MERELY ARE CHOOSIN' TO LEAVE SOMEONE ELSE ALONE!

ERGO .... YEW GET ALL OUR WONDERFUL, LOVING, BROTHERLY, CUZIN'LY ATTENTION!

YER MA HAS OFTEN TOLE US ... NOT TO 'NEGLECT' EWE! SO, WE AIN'T!



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