He did lay down the gauntlet,
He did make up the challenge,
I’m up for a poetic fight,
Hope he is ready to take on,
This fighting ‘Ed’ brother,
Because he is right with regards brother Pee wee,
He ain’t got nothin’ hangin’
All he is good for is of the gong bangin’…
For if he truly knew Jurseeeeey,
He would pack his bags & run for the hills,
Or as much a coward he is, he likely would take some pills,
Ending it all so the rest of us could get to see his will…
So for the near future,
This poem will have to be a suture,
I will be back off & on to, through words,
Beat old cuz Cur down to the ground,
Where he can be left, allowing him to be eaten by the Merlyn birds…J
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tiger lily
Ron
1. GAUNTLETS DON'T GET 'LAID' ... 'THEY GET THROWN DOWN'!
2. PEOPLE GET LAID! LEASTWAYS 'NORMAL' ONES! NOT 'EUNUCHS'!
3. THE 'MERLYN' BIRDS ARE CALLED 'O-RIOLES' ... DUH?
4. THINK YEW LIED ABOT PEEWEE 'GONG-BANGIN' ... 'MEAN TALL WOMAN'
MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE WITH THAT REMARK!
5. THERE HAVE BEEN NO 'COWARDS' IN THE HYLAND CLAN ... EVER!
MY VITAMIN PILLS & OMEGA 3 FISH OIL PILLS WON'T HURT ME NONE!
6. MY 'WILL' ... RELAX, YER'RE IN IT! EWE GET ALL MY: SUPPOSITORIES, IMMODIUM,
EX-LAX, PEPTO-BISMOL, MOUTHWASH, TOOTHBRUSHES, BAND-AIDS, OLD
SPICE DEODORANT ( DO THE WORLD A FAVOR - AND USE IT! ) ... N' MORE!
N' AS WE USED TO SAY, WHEN WE WERE MERE 'YOUNG-UNS' ...
"YEW CAN BEAT ME - BUT EWE CAN'T EAT ME!"
'PARRY N' THRUST' ... AS WILD AS YE MAY ...
THIS HONORABLE KNIGHT YE SHALL NOT SLAY!
CUZ CUR THE ONE-ETH ... MEANS THERE AIN'T NO MORE!
Ferocious mouse huh?
PS: Ma says you just give him some gas money and things will get back to normal.