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The Prickly cur...
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He thinks he’s doing himself proud,

Instead he’s just being himself, loud,

He runs his mouth as fast as a train,

In reality he is only being as usual lame…

 

A eunuch I may to a degree be,

But no more than he,

You all can of him see,

More of an ass he cannot be…

 

And as for Pee Wee Ed the “now” elder,

He’d do better as the village welder,

He is too much the moron to be the idiot,

Much like our mostly mouthy cuz Cur…

 

After each other they do take,

So make no mistake,

Cuz Cur is not a natural fake,

He was produced in the shallows of a lake,

After our Ma did realize with Ed the Elder, her mistake…J

 


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on March 12, 2012
Oh my...you just said a mouthful, Ed! giggle

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 11, 2012
Poor old Ma and Sister Tiger Lily - they always hate it when you feud with someone in the family.

And for your information Mr. Nasty, I make a pretty nice buck, welding on the side. My Pooper-Scooper Business is also Booming!

Reviewed on March 10, 2012
DEAR KNAVE EUNUCH JOISEY BAT-TURD:

TOUCHE' MONSIEUR PUSSYCAT!
LUV THE PIC ! ... LIKE 'ART' - U KNOW WHAT U LIKE!

AS U STRIKE OUT AT ME, IN UR FEEBLE-MINDED SELF-DEFENSE,
U PROVE, AS I STATED - UR VOCABULARY IS NOT IMMENSE!
BUT, PICKIN' ON POOR PEEWEE, WHO'S ALMOST A SAINT,
SHOWS JUST WHAT A GOOD 'BRUDDER' ... U AIN'T!

AND, AS YER SISTER, 'TIGER LILY' DONE STATED,
PICKIN' ON YER POOR DEFENSELESS MA IS UN-EQUIVOCATED!
WHEN SHE 'PLEASURED' HERSELF, AT LAKE WOE-BEGONE,
AIN'T NONE OF YER BUSINESS ... NONE!

YEW HUFF, N' EWE PUFF, N' YOU SPEW OUT YER VENOM,
BUT, WHAT EWE REALLY NEED IS ... THE USE OF A CONDOM!
ALAS, THO' 'FIVE-FINGERED SEX, IS ALL YEW CAN GET,
'CAUSE TOOTIN' N' FARTIN' ... IS ALL U CAN DO - I'LL BET!

"HERE COME DA WUSS - HERE COME DA WUSS - HERE COME DA WUSS!"

P.S. ... 'SIR' PRICKLY CUR ... TO EWE!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 10, 2012
You can write whatever you please Bro Jurseeeeeeeeeeeey,but I wish you wouldn't bring Ma into your poems,and make her look bad.That isn't fair,she can't defend herself!

sis

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on March 10, 2012
Must be a family dissemblance. Now I see it all so clearly. The "family", the true under-bosses of AD. Truly a dead poet's society! Lol.
Nice shooting thar, two with one bullet.

Starman



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