Besides, the idea wasn't mine,

Personally, in life I was going along fine,

Then along came this cat,

And all hell broke loose & that is that...

The cat told me we were just going to wrestle,

She would be the ground & I the trestle,

Underneath she did of me get,

Then she said we were all set...

Then some ignorant human a picture took,

Far from what I thought the pic did look,

It seemed to catch us in mid-debauch,

I swear it was the cats idea,

She said she learned it in a book...