Ain’t no fun,

Keeping me from getting out in the sun,

Making smart my posterior bum,

Like to forget all these to the throne room,

                                …runs…

Had it on Saturday & then away it went,

Sunday I was fine, no over was I bent,

Came back again during the night,

Still I tried to drive to the shore,

Got halfway & my plumbing did leak,

From the insides out, boy do I ever reek…J

If this is too much information,

I apologize as I have tried to be discreet,

You can imagine my frustration,

Uh oh, here it comes again,

Back to the bathroom I must my feet beat…J