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I hear tunder, oh my...
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Oh gee, oh my, oh shit,

Tunder in the distance,

When I get skeer’d,

I have to do the pee-pee dance…

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Lightening is even worse,

At it when it surprises me, I curse,

Then the wind is awful skeerie,

Pardon me for bein’ terse,

But the storm does approach,

To watch it I am bringing a roach…J

 
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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Reviewed on June 3, 2012
lol...I don't know how to spell certyain sounds
but the sound is lips hitt'n that roach to not burn
the lips...don't burn the lips ;0
...roach clips & storms
Vickie
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 1, 2012
A fellow we all know as Ed,
Was so stoned he thought he was dead.
He sat there blinking,
Without any thinking,
Until the smoke cleared from his head.

I posted this as a response to Jerry's "poem" about you the other day. I thought it could also apply here. ☺ Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on May 30, 2012
DOES MA N' PEEWEE KNOW ....

EWE GOT ROACHES? UGH!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 30, 2012
I'd be with you in a Thunder storm Ed. Great write.

Rose
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 30, 2012
Best way I know to watch a thunderstorm. cuz p
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 30, 2012
Hahahahahaha!!!!! Hilarious! I don't like thunder storms either...and my grandmother used to hide under her bed with her rosary beads when a thunder storm came around.....

Anna
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on May 30, 2012
Jersey, great little verses, sort of you were struck by lightening, hugs!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on May 30, 2012
Whatever flips yer lid, Ed. I get through my trying times, weith cheap California burgundy.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on May 30, 2012
Ed,
I know the roaches calms your skeerd feelins
Budd
Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on May 29, 2012
Wonder how many 'Roaches' you get through...
Love storms
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on May 29, 2012
Wild child of the storm wild!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on May 29, 2012
Wowee we had a terrific one at 4 p.m. cooled things down some, sent it your way of course.

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