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No lobster burn...
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Maybe my suntan, if I get one, will come in increments...

It didn’t come, Not even some, Not a hint of sun, The sun is no fun… Will try again, On some future when, Maybe go out and practice some Zen, With my back to the sun, If it happens will tell you then… Not many see my front and back, So to have a tan or have not, Does not make much difference, It’s just something more I want that I lack…J

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Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley

Reviewed on June 26, 2012

How many ways can I say YOU WERE LUCKY! Be grateful, yesterdays poem I feared you would be a lobster!

:) Keep us informed

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on June 25, 2012

It'll happen, Ed. Just give it time.

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on June 25, 2012

I had a terrific burn from camping the other weekend, forgot the sun block, and now i'm peeling, ugh not nice at all.
But your poem is good and nice to read.....as always.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 25, 2012

The sun is free, So give it a little time, and it will come home and burn your butt off. Won't cost you a thing.

Ron

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on June 25, 2012

Give it time. Start out, as it seems you have, slowly. Do you use lotion? If so, perhaps the SPF is too high.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on June 25, 2012

Good luck.

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