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I cannot tell a lie about John Michael Domino...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry John, after reading your message poem to the Den, I just couldn't resist...


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His living quarters are at the local zoo,

His job is to clean the animal’s loo,

Feel badly he cannot do,

He helps the rest of us from feeling blue,

John Michael Domino, I am sorry I just had to tell everything about you…J

 

He did recently say,

We should write about each other,

And I really hate to be a mother,

But this poem is the only way,

I know how to write about another…J

 

I enjoy to do so in humor,

Even if what I say herein might be rumor,

Again I have to apologize to you John,

And I hope that this humor does not give you somewhere a tumor…J

 


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 Reviews of "I cannot tell a lie about John Michael Domino..."
Reviewed by Mark Huntsman (Reader)
Reviewed on June 29, 2012
HA! now I see where Lily got her idea! :) This is good, good thing people are friends here!

Mark

Reviewed on June 28, 2012
You are something you are Ed Matlack!

It is a good thing John has a sense of humor

Of course I am laughing and can see his

own inner chuckle and shaking his head



Funny as always Ed!



Love and Light

Lily

ehhhh am I next? lol

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 28, 2012
giggle....I'll bet John is laughing too..

Anna

Reviewed on June 27, 2012
This is a hoot!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on June 27, 2012
Ed, you are so bad! LOL (I DO mean that in a GOOD way!! Honest!!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 27, 2012
hmmmmmmm...Interesting, to say the least.

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on June 27, 2012
Ed, keep this up and you might have to join John, but on the other side of the bars (cage bars, that is, not the other kind)
I love good, clean humor! And CLEAN this is!

Connie

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on June 27, 2012
Whatever??? God Bless you too my Den friend???

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 27, 2012
Aw, apologizing to the guy after you gave him the shaft? Nah, stand your ground.


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