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Endowed...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...4 short lines on being short...

No not me,

Me the size of a flea,

Barely able are you to see,

Usable only to pee…J

 
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 Reviews of "Endowed..."
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley
Reviewed on July 12, 2012
Ha ha ha, eh ok! (laughing at Ronald Hull)
I do not think size matters unless the person
is shallow. If used well in matters of love
in a loving relationship, feelings alone
give the greater pleasure in life...

You are such a funny man Ed Matlack!

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 11, 2012
A franker confession I never heard!

Ron
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on July 11, 2012
Ed, You are a character!

Deborah
Reviewed by Donna Chandler
Reviewed on July 11, 2012
My mother always told me that big surprises sometimes come in small packages.

Donna
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Reviewed on July 11, 2012
Us wee ones can kick your ass any day :-))))
Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on July 11, 2012
I had been hearing that you were planning to write a "TELL ALL" book, but I didn't realize it was going to be a "SHORT" story. Dick
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 11, 2012
So much for a rich old widow buying you that boat now Ed...
fee
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on July 11, 2012
This what happens when you get circumsized eh
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on July 10, 2012
Word on the streets is you have to tuck it in your sock to keep it from draggin'!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on July 10, 2012
Thought. LIL PEEWEE ... wuz yer BRO ?
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on July 10, 2012
Ed,
for myself this was quite humorous. kep them coming.
Budd
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 10, 2012
privacy Ed, Privacy... to many put everything on here......Be discreet!!!!
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 10, 2012
noooooooooooo comment
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 10, 2012
Nothing to be ashamed of, but nothing to . . . er. . . brag about either, Ed.
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We all got em''...
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