In an elevator,
In a crowded room,
Or while standing next to a groom,
Must be what I ate, all them shrooms…J
To fart is not poetic,
To pick the nose then of it flick,
What the hell does the nose got to do with a toot,
If they do it again, kick em’ in the ass with a size 13 wide boot…J
What the hell am I herein writing,
Poetry that is at the most biting,
And at the least, at least to me, slighting,
My right brain with my left seems always to be fighting…J
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Ron
Love ya!
Jane
you are a classic you give us all smiles on the most wonderful array of subjects.
Budd
What herbs would be filling your senses at the moment of this morning thought causing gaseous extended midsection! Did I mention I'm glad your in Jersey and not Wisconsin????
My neighbors daughter (he is a doctor) asked her father this question (she was 9 at the time) while holding her wee little gerbil, "Dad do gerbils fart?" He said, "everything does and yes they do because if they didn't like a balloon they would keep expanding until they explode!"
Laughing
thanks Ed
Love and Light
Lily
Deborah
DARN TOOTIN !
Holding in only causes inside upsets..........
A english man..........."Opps sorry trousers cough! "
Me....."Damn dog! " LOL. Of course since I don't have a dog right now ........:-))))))