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Blow Job...
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Been away for a bit, hope this gets me UP to date...;-)

Home from work, All sweaty & hot, Needing a blow job, I went right to my cot… Stripped down naked, And laid on my back, Sweat dripping on the bed, Oh yes I got what I needed, head… On I did turn the air conditioner, As well as the oscillating fan, Then I felt the pure comfort, Of that which I did need, A cooling blow job from the A/C & the fan…J

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Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather

Reviewed on August 9, 2012

HA!...hehehe

Reviewed by Clarence Prince

Reviewed on August 8, 2012

In this, you are without a doubt a humorist, Ed! Why? You certainly know how to get us laughing!

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on August 3, 2012

You are a wild man!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on August 3, 2012

Of course the title drew me in...giggle....you're toooo funny, Ed! Hope it was good for you....giggle

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 3, 2012

Ouch! How the hell do you reach that ceiling fan - on a ladder??!!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on August 2, 2012

very funny ed. Great big smiles too!
susan

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on August 2, 2012

only kind i would be getting lol
budd

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on August 2, 2012

Only you could have written this, ED!

Deborah

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley

Reviewed on August 2, 2012

Ha ha ha ha ha, uhm... yes good thing for A.C. lol

Good one Ed

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on August 2, 2012

Yep; the heat's most definitely getting to you, my friend. ;-)
Well done.

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