I got out of the house,

And went to the shore,

Dinner & friends, anything but a bore,

I ate way Too much,

Rode home feeling out of touch…

I didn’t get a walk on the beach,

I felt too bloated and full,

Just two days prior I was still sick,

And just like a stupid dick,

I ate more than my share,

And that ain’t no bull…

Home I did get and tried to get comfy,

But with all that food in me, it wasn’t to be,

As I sat down to watch the tube,

It was like the food was just a lot of lube,

Up it came & I lost it all sure,

After having such a wonderful dinner,

And being able to watch the moon over the Jersey shore…